Meet Team Derbz
Derbz - BossI'm so greedy and important I've got my own page! Click here.
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Maxwell - Head DogzbodyLaura Maxwell is owned by Bailey, who is part Welsh D and part very special. Maxwell can often be seen accompanying me, Nora et al. to weekend shows, eating cookies, drinking tea and holding the camera/a horse/her leg after being under a horse. Maxwell can never really remember the way to venues but can usually point out when I go/am about to go wrong. Laura also owns Spike. But don't tell Spike - he thinks he can look after himself thankyouverymuch, unless he's hungry and wants to come in.
Laura has an HGV license and a McDonalds addiction (not related), loves boy-band 5ive and no matter when you read this, she will be starting her diet on Monday. Laura's favourite phrase is 'Yes, Boss.' No really, she loves it. Practices at home in the mirror and everything. Here is a picture of Bailey with Maxwell in it, because that sums up their relationship pretty nicely. |
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Uncle* Phil - Chief CuddlerIn a previous life Phil piloted the Starship Enterprise, single-handedly saved the planet from the Daleks, photographed Spider-Man for the Daily Bugle and was The Stig. But he doesn't like to dwell on the past and now lives the quieter life spoiling the equine residents and being a generally nice and very tall guy.
(* Not actually my uncle) |
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Mel Garrity - Lover of Big Orange HorsesMel is a mega entrepeneur. She runs an indoor jungle-gym for grown ups, a popular and practical tack shop, a bridal shop and also manages to look after a child and a husband! I don't know how she does it. If all those business ventures were to suddenly find funding and space she would be really really busy.
Mel owns a black and white princess called Casey who likes to run around a lot but isn't too keen on rugs. She also owns little bay pony Poppy, who isn't a princess. Mel is also waiting for me to die so she can take over all my big orange horses. Mel is the Team Derbz oracle - she knows what's going down. She also knows stuff. And has stuff. Mel also tells AMAZING stories. Seriously - next time you meet her, name a topic and enjoy. |
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NoraThe other red-head in my life, Nora is 13-tons of bad-ass and can fit 4 big 'uns in her back-side. Nora's job is to ferry my rowdy team from point to point and eat all my money. Occasionally she is also used for sleeping and making tea in. Not at the same time though or you may die of CO2 poisoning.
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The following people are all also crucial to keeping us running and are all highly recommended.
Claire Richards - Equine Sports Massage Therapist
Straightens horses!
Tel: 07990 822239 |
Simon Constable's - Vet
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Jake Paterson - Dentist
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Reece Calderbank - FarrierShoes horses!
Tel: 07771 807317 |